Participatory Spirituality for the 21st Century
Way dude man, cool. I know, I'm mixing generations, since I've been through about 3 now.
LOL -- awesome, Your Dudeness!
I'm in the Order of the DerriDude. Perhaps even the IpseiDude. Whenever I utter wisdom it is a platiDude. If I need to provide moral guidance it is rectiDude. My conviction is so strong as to be certiDude. My God/dess is a Dudeity.
I also partial to the Church of the Subgenius, but they now want $35 for ordination.
I can now perform rituals and ceremonies for the forum. I will always preface any such performance though with the inimitable words of MasterDude Bullwinkle: "Eenie meenie, chili beanie, the spirits are about to speak."
You are now a gentleman of inestimable integral altidude, embodying the three enlightened aptidudes: intellectual fortidude, spiritual beatidude, and physical pulchridude.
This will have to be the theme song, but with changed lyrics except for the refrain.
I take a two year hiatus from the IPS forum and this is what it has succumb to!? Ahh brotha!
I deleted my certification because it had my real name. I operate under my pseudonym at the blog due to being at times critical of my job, which would lead to my termination if discovered. No joke. Since I link to the forum often from the blog it makes their job much easier at identification. So it goes that I might eat and pay rent, being caught in the gravity of a massive employment hyperobject.